Science Fun of the Week

(December 8th, 2017) Get ready for your weekly dose of science fun. Today: Science Limericks.

Said an ape as he swung by his tail,
To his offspring both female and male,
“From your offspring, my dears,
In a couple of years,
May evolve a professor at Yale.”


A chemist named Ehrlich, unclean
Engaged in researches obscene
He injected the poxy
With bis(para-hydroxy
Meta-amino arseno-benzene).



O Lord, I kneel upon my knees,
and pray that all my syntheses
may no longer be inferior
to those conducted by bacteria.

Last Changes: 12.22.2017