Science Fun of the Week
(February 17th, 2017) Get ready for your weekly dose of science fun. Today, we present to you not alternative facts but alternative definitions.
ANTIBODY: against everyone
ARTERY: the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA: back door to a cafeteria
BENIGN: what you be after you be eight
CARDIOLOGY: advanced study of poker playing
CAT SCAN: searching for ones lost kitty
CORTIZONE: the local courthouse
DILATE: to live longer
GENES: blue denim slacks
PROTEIN: in favor of young people
RED BLOOD COUNT: Dracula
TERMINAL ILLNESS: getting sick at the airport
TUMOR: an extra pair
URINE: opposite of "you're out"