Science Fun of the Week

(January 20th, 2017) Get ready for your weekly dose of science fun. Today: Ten science jokes for your amusement.

A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.

- What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
- Pull down its genes!

- What did the conservative biologist say?
- The only cleavage I want to see is at the cellular level.

Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you're talking nonsense!

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

- What is the most egoist creature living in the sea?
- The “shelfish”.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

- What did one sister chromatid say to the other?
- Stop copying me!

A British biologist walks into a pub in London, and asks for a pint of adenosine triphosphate. The barman replies, "That’ll be 80p."

- What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
- One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.


Photo: Hodan

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